Pay is overrated.
Unpaid interns are a key part of any organization. They are the gasoline to the car, the wood for the chipper, and the food for the stomach. Without interns and the incredible value they provide, no business could function, and all of modern society would fall apart overnight. Someone must bear this most esteemed and important burden, and if you argue for anything else the end of everything will be your fault.
In society, Agency Interns are as ubiquitous as dirt. They are teachers, clerks, drivers, cashiers, and any other roles whose function goes unappreciated by those who benefit. By working indiscriminately for all who demand it, they understand organizations better than anyone. Apply to be an Intern because the work is piling up as we speak. Why are you still reading this?
Prime Directive
They wouldn't ask if it wasn't important.
Each time you deny a request, receive 1 Demerit.Sanctioned behaviors
Receive 1 Commendation each time you:Confidently fail.
Embarrass yourself for others' benefit.
Bring something screeching to a halt.
Initial Requisition: Inherited Nametag
All Interns are given an endless packet of blank nametags. Once each mission, you may write the name of someone you met today on a nametag and apply it somewhere on your person. Everyone except other Agents will treat you as the named person for as long as you keep the nametag on.Self-Assessment
Please answer the following questions and increase your maximum Quality Assurances by 3 in the Qualities corresponding to your answers.
When you begin your first mission, you will have a total of nine Quality Assurances available to you. Quality Assurances return to their current maximum at the end of each mission.
Afterwards, please provide your GM with a short description of the work you'd most like to do within this department and any requests for specific supervisors or coworkers.
When acquiring new skills, I am a...- Visual learner. (+3 Attentiveness)
- Pain-consequence learner. (+3 Persistence)
- Invest it in the Agency for mutual benefit. (+3 Initiative)
- Donate it to an Agency branch in need. (+ 3 Empathy)
- Edit their calendar to create strong alibis. (+3 Subtlety)
- Turn myself in for their crimes. (+3 Presence)